Britney and K-Fed splitting

A. I can’t believe it B. It was so sudden and shocking C. They seemed like a perfect match D. None of the above If your response to the news that Britney and K-Fed are splitting was letter D, then you are inline with about 96.7% of the population. Britney Spears filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” and asking for both legal and physical custody of their two children with K-Fed getting reasonable visitation rights. Britney is also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees, which means Britney will have the dream team of attorney’s and K-Fed is gonna have half a hot dog because he couldn’t afford the rest. He’ll probably get to keep the silver Ferrari 360 Spyder but won’t have a nickel for gas or insurance, so he’s back to square one – no money and no talent.